I Sexually Identify As An Attack Helicopter

This is not a joke. You know that I identify as one ( attack helicopter), this is a touchy topic and I cried a bit knowing this exists. Some people actually are attack helicopters and are upset you posted this, I know that some people find it a joke but it's not funny. I'm an attack helicopter and feel personally attacked by this, the people of sexually attack helicopters are not happy and are contemplating holding a riot at the White House. This is not a joke. ~ me, the president of the attack helicopter society